Why can't cats play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a cat with shoes on? Puss in Boots!
What's a cat's favorite subject in school? Meow-sic
'In the event of the cabin loosing air pressure, oxygen masks will drop. You can bat them with your paws :)
What did the kitten say after a disaster? 'That was cat-astrophic"'
Here's a good joke...
Q. What type of car does a cat drive?